I'd rather (and actually do) travel 1,000 miles fr...
I'd rather (and actually do) travel 1,000 miles from Iowa to have Gary Parsons set up my bowling equipment than let anyone else touch it. +20 pins to my scratch average after he plugged/redrilled my old arsenal. No kidding.
There's a whole line of "Guru" bowling balls named after him, and I never wonder why. If you live in DC Metro and go anywhere else to get your equipment drilled ... well, maybe you don't like high scores. You could show up to your league and throw the plastic house balls if you wanted, too.