Clevelander South Beach, Clevelander Marlins Park & Essex House Hotel Reviews

Amazing place to hang out on a Saturday night! Drinks, music and the rooftop view is top notch!

Attentive, helpful, and health conscious staff. Great experience!

Great vibe, great pizza and fine service. Super upbeat

The place is really nice and the music was great. Really enjoyed it.

Exceptional Service. Friends and I stopped at this hotel/restaurant for snacks. The staff was so friendly and accommodating from getting us a great table to following up with our food and drink orders throughout our meal. We ordered drinks and appetizers and everything was very good. Prices were good for the area and the service could not be any better -- many thanks to Christina and Romel for a great experience.

Love the experience can't go wrong with the promoters nor the girls ....love the beach ....too much police though

Incredibly fun hotel with surprisingly good quality for such a party spot

Horrible customer service and the waitress had a bad attitude when we had some questions about our bill.

It was a pretty alright place. We went late at night for a drink outside and it seemed like it was trying to be the "cool" place to go but it wasn't that successful. We still had fun and enjoyed the music played.

Good location but for a seat in front of a TV they charge $ 75- $ 350 in a UFC fight. At the door is not cleared up and if you talk to the staff, they just go ahead and ignore one, so not there again.

Cozy place in front of the beach, with delicious food and cocktails. Good attention. The bad thing is the prices that are similar throughout the Ocean in all places

FIRE ALARM RANDOMLY GOING OFF AT ALL TIME OF THE DAY NOW STANDING OUTSIDE 3 am

really great hotel 2 minutes to the beach. The room was nice, the staff was super nice only the 'breakfast' you can really give, that is under all cannon.

I went to the hotel bar, so I can not say much. I can only comment on the drinks I ordered, they were barbarians.

Great Location in the center of south beach. Party every night.

It was great, i felt as if the rooms were a bit old school not so modern. I had only a bad experience with valet. They charge about 45 a day and i had to wait one morning over an hour and a half for my car making me late to work, but the rest of the week was fine so i wouldnt hold that against them. For as much as we pay per night we should get a nice souvenir cup with our "welcome" cocktail. Tv kept having volume issues, so overall great people but the hotel needs some upgrading.

Executive staff suck ass. Got invite to Christmas party for birthday, and they showed out. #Not#Cool..

Excellent staff service, very close to everything and everyone.

I had read from other reviews on here, that this was not the type of hotel you stay at to get a good night's rest. I stayed here with that in mind, and I have to say I had a great time! I went to Miami with the intent to eat and drink and not really go sight seeing, and this hotel was perfect. Quick and easy access to the beach, the outside bar is open until 5am so it was a great place to start and end the night, and I personally did not have much of an issue falling asleep. Staff was very friendly and laid back, but if you had a question they were very attentive. I absolutely would go back.

I was there to delivery cookies to a guest, and the person at the front desk was very friendly, and helpful.

Terrible service , not good pricing , and great location . No parking ... Miami is just dirty ...Rather be in Cleveland in February

Awesome waitress and staff. Helpful and always there if you needed anything. I was very impressed and wanted more.

About the bar; excellent location and service, prices a bit high but normal for that area, good place to spend the day

Awful. Pool is dirty. No fridge. No microwave. No coffee maker. No drawers for clothes storage. No luggage rack. Bare minimum even in the suites with balcony. Extremity bad experience!

Always vibrant atmosphere and great people-watching!

Hotel nice feel and the Miami Beach waterfront breeze during the day and night is synonymous with animation, DJs and ballads with their poisoned playlists and creative drinks until the wee hours!

This place is terrible. Took my actual id bc they thought it was fake. Not worth it. I am from Cleveland and this is A disgrace to Cleveland.

Small rooms, but ours was clean and accommodated us just fine. Right across the street from the beach, conveniently located, and generally fun place.

Hotel with bar area accessible from the promenade of Rodeo Drive, we were there one evening to have a drink attracted by the lights and music. The bar area is nice, lots of people sitting at the tables but also standing, the possibility also to dine, average prices in the area both for drinks and for food. The bar counter is a kind of flyer promotions, every night there is a different offer of drinks and food, on Monday deal mojito. Nice place.

Ughhhh sound proof walls my ass!!!!music plays until 5am!!!!! AC sounds like it s going to crash worse hotel we have ever stayed at!!! And we re stuck here 3 more days!!! Plus you can t check in until 4pm so don t fly in early no frig Hall way is 40 degrees!!!! Staying in HELL

Clevander Bar, waitress so rude, was mad that we were going to be a table of 5 and would tie up two of her 4 tops. They were not busy, I told her to than show us a table made for 5. We were there to eat and drink, not squeezing to eat with 5 people on a table for 4. Finally the manager said it was ok. When we got the menu, we understand why. 20% grat. automatically included. Of course, doesn't need to be good, it doesn't matter. Terrible service, she shouldn't be in the service industry.

Great service, excellent cocktails and awesome DJ !!! Enjoyed the outdoor bar and dancing. Had a blast for my hubby's birthday.

Waited at the bar for 15 minutes. Bartender didn't come even after was asked for service

My husband and I went here in the summer of 2019. We had the time of our lives! We stayed for nearly a week. Some key things to know if you plan on staying here: 1) not the cleanest hotel, elevators often smell like puke, they dump wasted drinks into the pool when cleaning up at night, and some areas smell like weed and vomit. But it IS a party hotel so... 2) staff is a hit or miss, the front desk workers and concierge are always the nicest people, the Waite staff is either super friendly or act like they are God s greatest gift. 3) the roof top party deck isn t always available except on certain nights, 4) the maids are going to clean your room every day. 5) elevator is slow 6) food and drinks are very pricey and too is included in price but down the block is a Burger King and an awesome authentic pizza place. 7) be careful at night when partying because some guys are very sketchy and handsy and there s a few pro girls always there. 8) when ordering food it s going to take a while. 9) there s a night club down the strip and it s extremely over priced and I don t recommend. 10) you are going to get non stop panhandlers and people promoting business to you, including drug deals lol 11) don t recommend going here if your in the type of relationship where one of you is insecure or possessive because guys and girls are going to hit on you and lots of beautiful women half naked always. Also don t stay here if you won t be getting drunk every night because you will not be able to sleep with how loud it is no matter where your room is located. Also also, the showers flood the bathroom floor very bad, we had to use numerous towels all over the floor so we wouldn t slip. Overall it s a great experience and a hell of a good time if your easy going and just want to have fun.

Very nice nightlife, centrally located on ocean drive. Well on the pricey side. But that is also to be expected given the location.

This hotel is in the heart of south beach! The hotel is below average but a great location. The band plays until 3-4 A.M. They have earplugs on the night stands! LOL

The service was great but due to false advertising I have to give this place a sad one star. Happy hour was supposed to be from 4-7 Monday-Friday but when we got there and ordered our three drinks it came to $62 rather than the advertised happy hour price which was $7 a piece($21). There was no exclusions posted anywhere, and was told after we ordered that durning spring break there is no happy hour and was a private company and could do whatever they wanted.

Dope, fun place and the bartenders are pretty and the models are too.

While I don't think other reviewers are lying, I think that the Clevelander is exactly as advertised. I went for week 17 of the nfl football season and it was a blast. There were topless women dancing and serving drinks, and they have a million TV's with tons of seats to watch any and every game. Because everyone is ogling the topless women, the waitresses are actually really nice and the service is pretty fast considering how crowded it is. It's basically a big fraternity party, but I found that the clientele was 50-50 men vs women, and everyone was nice and respectful and I didn't see one fight or group that was being out of control. Remember too that there were probably 20 groups of guys all routing for different teams and nobody got out of hand. It was basically a really fun sports bar that also had amazingly attractive women as well. Oh and shout out to Kayla and Kyla...the best waitresses ever!

Nice site, good view but the attention is terrible they make you wait a lot ...

It s a nice place to visit if you re in the 305 zip code.
Good music. Good drinks. Good vibe. Good people!
Ocean drive prices.

Fantastic location and place. Always drop in when in town

Food was really good. Has a great view of the strip while your eating

The best place for good food, services, live entertainment and a place to party til 5am.

The Clevelander is one of only a few Ocean Drive businesses I enjoy going to as a local. Excellent happy hour and friendly staff with a welcoming environment.

Fun night life, as with the location it is a bit pricey

Super friendly staff and accommodations, and the party was great! Food was good too. We spent a lot of time here.