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Purgatory........

Purgatory........

World's biggest car park and felt like I should have caught the number 47 bus from my car to the front door.......It must have been 500 metres away!
Upon entering the building, be on your toes and muster the animal instinct of fight or flight as the women wield shopping baskets like swords.

It's like the 9am doors open Black Friday crush at Curry's when flat TV's are being given away.

OMG......avoid this place if you have a pulse because the target audience is the blue rinse brigade.

This place is a monstrosity and is full of impolite OAP's buying over priced tat for nieces and nephews.
These are Department Store prices but presented like a jumble sale.

Anyway....back to my experience

After only a matter of moments of entering the building, my chest tightened and I realised I was overdosing on Charlie by Revlon....which seems to be the 70's perfume of choice for all the female customers. Feeling the immediate need for medical intervention, I took out my mobile phone....guess what? Zero mobile signal, so no chance of a call to the outside world to ask for a rescue.

Before collapsing, I initiated fight mode and dropped to my knees. From down here I noted that people were not walking but shuffling in a similar manner to the zombies in The Walking Dead. I eventually made it as far as the Casio watch display (for reference, this is under the escalators)
I was approached by a friendly looking chap who identified himself as the leader of the resistance.
He led me by the arm to an area that can only be described as Nirvana

Welcome to misery corner

An area of seating with many comfy foam cushioned chairs where similar men gather to find peace......and it isn't outside a female changing room or toilet.

The view from Misery corner is the shoe department and it was entertaining to watch the fairer sex buying footwear that as we know is usually a size too small but fear not as Misery Mills has an expert on hand and a vast display of silicon shoe inserts to sell the customers with Hobbit feet

I eventually felt the urge to move as my fight or flight sensation re-emerged and stealthily made my way to the exit.

It's this bad...they sell liquorice in wooden bins targeted at the poor souls queuing to pay......and the queues are long.

It's no coincidence that as you approach this building it has the look of a prison.

Don't say I didn't warn you mk

26 years since we last came and what a nice surpri...

26 years since we last came and what a nice surprise.
Lots of choice, we are going to a wedding and we got everything we wanted, best to get there early as we did and a spot of lunch to.
Definitely going to be our regular shopping place.

Large store full of clothes, household furnishings...

Large store full of clothes, household furnishings and kitchen and dining essentials. Great place at good prices. Food and coffee available to refresh yourself whilst out. Good choice.

Always worth the drive to visit here.

Always worth the drive to visit here.

Plenty of good quality clothes to choose from.

Perfect for doing our Christmas shopping, with lots of ideas for gifts.

The old layout was better

The old layout was better
Not a lot to see or buy. Unless you have a lot of money
Why have a card to say 10% off when l was told its only Thursday night .So why she I come back all the way from Blackpool. I forgot it's only for the people who live or work near the mill.

Not a great day out at Boundary Mill today, short ...

Not a great day out at Boundary Mill today, short amount of staff on the tills sorting out customer returns taking an eternity and being at the back of the massive queue didn't help. A microwaved croissant in the cafe meant it was hard boiled. I'm sure it's not always like this.

Extensive range of goods available Personally the ...

Extensive range of goods available Personally the linen, cookware and smellies section is what we buy there. Lots of choice with good cafes and restaurant, a good day out for the over 55's...

Good

Good place if your looking for an outfit, clothes ...

Good place if your looking for an outfit, clothes are too jumbly and difficult to see though good if your happy to rummage upstairs glass & China is much nicer & the m&s outlet is brilliant.

A vast space, full of clothes, shoes, accessories ...

A vast space, full of clothes, shoes, accessories for both men & women. Home-wares of all description. M&S outlets etc., and more. Along with a large cafe & restaurant. Well worth a visit... especially on a rainy day

Nice clean place, easy to get to. There is a coup...

Nice clean place, easy to get to. There is a couple of food and places , so should cater for the variety of people wanting to go. Large car park for shopping and easy to get to off the junction and signposted well in Colne.

Fabulous. A store full of amazing value quality c...

Fabulous. A store full of amazing value quality clothes and housewares. Restaurant a little expensive but Bannys fish and chip shop is good. Often very busy. But good selection of food. Just let fresh fried fish drain so it is not greasy. Ample car parking. A good place to visit. Allow plenty of time. There is a lot to see.