3 years ago
The staff is as nutty as the nuttiest residents......
The staff is as nutty as the nuttiest residents...
If you are a marijuana/crack/coke/molly/pill addicted lowlife, this is the place for you.
If you've been iincarcerated, or were raised by abusive parents, this environment will suit you splendidly.
If you are a person who cowers and/or sucks up to people who consider themselves better than you, you'll be adored here.
But, if you are in full posession of rapidly firing neurons, raising your children respectfully, and aren't prone to fits of neediness, this place will drive you to the brink of madness.
They serve three meals a day. Sounds good in the brochure, but wait til you set sail! Breakfast is a small bowl of cold cereal, lunch is pb&j on dry bread with a mini bag of chips, and dinner is often more recognizable as canned dog food than the beef stew they swear it is.
The meatloaf was so bloody one day, that residents were literally vomiting in the dorms a few hours later. Ditto for the meatballs.
It wouldn't be a problem if we were allowed to prepare our own meals with a crock pot or electric kettle,but, alas, these items are disallowed.