Well, I when I was there, I kinda pretty much was ...

Well, I when I was there, I kinda pretty much was in awe. I met Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Woz, Einstein, Steve McQueen, Alan Guth and John Belushi playing 5/10 poker in the Zen Garden, while walking through after my massage, manicure and tailor appointment for the new Armani plus fours Google golf team ensembles, with Givenchy tam o' shanter and Tiffany "Google" pin (the 40 carat weight sapphire cut diamonds for "Goog e" with brooch cut emerald for the " l ", was a management decision that could get a Nobel next year, and I was fixin' to let y'all know I ordered them through my Google on site
office staffer for all the regulars at Google Valley Country Club and Raceway, but the money saved by all the C level executives when they ordered low mile Trabants for the next managers lease period inspired me to do a nice little something for the folks that don't work at Google and are short on swag, and y'all up there at Ivory Central get a little bit of the credit for my generosity. A twofer on the car deal, the Nobel could be a hat trick), so I joined in on the action too. I mean, hard to pass on the Google perks and assorted niceties at Googleplex when I only had a few bucks and Google stakes those who prefer Poker to picking out whatever Ferrari, Zonda, Lambo, McLaren or Koenigsegg you want in the SuperCar hangar, with $2 million in cash for the nickel/dime friendlies. My Google Valet and Consigliere said the ten course employee lunch had just ended, and the company mandated nap was now in force, so the guys would be lethargic and slow on the uptake, so my attendant could likely fill my Gucci cash duffel with their remittances before naps ended at five o'clock. And he was right as rain, my Valet tossed my bag into the back of the Brinks truck that drops off the poker cash, with almost $11 million in winnings he arranged for a wire transfer to the Wynn in Vegas for a Roulette spin on lucky 13. Haven't heard yet, but Roulette has such great odds for the player I really don't see how I could lose. Anyhooo, Googleplex doesn't hold a candle to Ames Research nearby, their stuff is luxury and style squared, by comparison. But if you can't find somewhere else, Google is a nice place to hang until something else better (it's Silicon Valley, better is what they do there, ((y'all can use that, we'll work on the royalties))) comes along to visit and exploit Valley hospitality. I'll be back when the Rocket Port is open for Moon Shot Weekends, another perk that could get Google's name listed in a Web search for people looking for work....
Having added my visit, I'm wondering if anybody ever bothered checking the ARCO on Shoreline, other side of the Bayshore from Googleplex, for hoovering your (Google) data. I wasn't kidding, and I'm not wrong (lol). I'll bet inside the door, eight or ten feet in to the left is an ATM, and therein would be hoover.