The cabins were not even cabins. They were mansion...

The cabins were not even cabins. They were mansions with air conditioning and your own personal butler. The king sized mattresses were amazing and we had caviar for breakfast. It was like a 5 star hotel in Las Vegas. There was sticky white substance on my bed but im sure it wasn't bad. However i fell over and my nose began bleeding but the guides gave me some tampons to stop the bleed. Thank you for that guys, i appreciate it. Best of all, the night guard was constantly staring into my cabin while i was trying to sleep and it gave me vivid memories of when i was captured and tormented by a pedophile which is why i give this 5 stars. And the guides/trainers had plenty of extra chromosomes to go around so best experience ever. The best part about the experience was the food. I actually saw Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen preparing the delicacies and got his autograph. Definitely worth 300 dollars in my opinion. I totally wasn't robbed by the school. Goodbye, i will now proceed to kill myself.