A/c was on but it was just as cool outside in the ...

A/c was on but it was just as cool outside in the 90 degree shade. Paid $34 for a bottle of 'unoaked' Chardonnay and it was oaked. No refund or apologies offered. Don't believe what these stuffy country clubbers tell you. Oh and stay off their lawn if you're not golfing or you will be reprimanded.