Todd Greene

Review of MARS 2112 Restaurant & Bar

Bait-and-Switch: They charge $2 per person, but do...

Bait-and-Switch: They charge $2 per person, but don't tell you until you drag your family there--not even when you call in advance for registrations! The Crazy Mad Scientist host was unintelligible, confusing, pompous, and virtually unhelpful.

Pleasant Surprise: The "ride" in a virtual spaceship to the dining area a was unexpected but pseudo-fun, especially for the kids

Great for the Kids: The characters proactively circle the dining area, and danced, hung out, hugged, and took pictures with the children at our table--and multiple times. The kids loved it. The game room was fun, and not as expensive as Dave and Busters or ESPN Zone, but multiple games were broken--poor maintenance in the game room.

Horrible Food: How does a restaurant mess up ice cream?! And basic hamburgers? Ugh. chewy, dry pasta, tasteless ice cream, rubber burgers. But the waitress was nice.

Empty Bar: The bar area looks like it has potential, but it was completely empty. Assuming they don't have to cook beer, and therefore can't screw it up--but I bet the mixed drinks would suck.