Review of Farmer Brown Restaurant

4 years ago

Dear Farmer Brown,

Dear Farmer Brown,
I've tried to make it work, really I have, but despite you being the only full service restaurant in Terminal 1, you are so consistently awful that I'm not going to be able to spend my money here again. Ever. On each of my four visits your waitstaff has ignored me and any party around me with monastic dedication. You are always out of something I try to order. You have given me the wrong order 2 of 4 times, and overcharged me once (on your already astonishingly overpriced fare). The only reason you failed to err in my last visit was because you claimed to be closed 5 minutes before the clock showed you were and refused to serve me. I'm a patient person, but wow... you did it. You found my line and crossed it. B-bye, Farmer Brown.