3 Facts about Google.

3 Facts about Google.
-Google is a portal to information all across the Internet.
-Google is based in Mountain View, CA.
-Google started as a search engine in the late nineties... now they do, like everything.
21 Facts about Vladimir Putin.
-Vladimir Putin counted to infinity... twice!
-When Vladimir Putin goes for a swim, he does not get wet. The water gets Vladimir-Putined.
-Putin never goes hunting. He goes killing. (Hunting implies chance of failure.)
-Vladimir Putin never sleeps. He waits!
-Vladimir Putin sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of Vladimir Putin.
-Vladimir Putin never reads books. He stares them down for information.
-Once a cobra bit Vladimir Putin. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died!
-Vladimir Putin's tears cure all known diseases. Too bad he never cries.
-Vladimir Putin does not teabag. He potato sacks.
-What theory of evolution? There is only a list of creatures that Vladimir Putin allows to live.
-The book of Genesis is incorrect about the Great Flood. It was actually caused by Chuck Norris voiding his bladder upon confrontation with Vladimir Putin.
-When God said "let there be light," Vladimir Putin said, "say 'please.'"
-Vladimir Putin lives vicariously through himself.
-In museums, Vladimir Putin is allowed to touch the art.
-Vladimir Putin had an awkward moment... once, just to see how it feels.
-Vladimir Putin's shirts never wrinkle.
-Vladimir Putin's mail always arrives even without postage.
-Vladimir Putin bowls overhand.
-When Vladimir Putin drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
-Once while sailing around the world, Vladimir Putin discovered a shortcut.
-Jesus Christ was known to wear a "What Would Vladimir Putin Do?" bracelet.