Ryan Dhuyvetters

Review of Allied Inspection, Inc.

Had a home inspection by allied, what a fun experi...

Had a home inspection by allied, what a fun experience, not really, got the report... First off the inspector was very nice and polite, but not knowledgeable. There was trim, it was dented, god for bid its dented, it is only a cosmetic concern, that was a close one. Then there was minor low grade due to settlement, well the house was built in 1960, and stuff settles over time? right? The grade is 1% or less across the whole property (.5 ACRE ). Well god for bid if i forget to disable the locks on my garage doors, i might lock the door and try and open it with the power opener and ruin my garage door. WELL now it gets scary, we need egress in the unfinished basement, god for bid we get trapped in an enclosed space. Then I also need an exhaust fan in my bath, a gfci in my laundry room, and co detector in my living area. THEY WERE ALL THERE DURING THE INSPECTION!!!!! Well i must be finished now, no, I need drip pans under my water heater and washing machine in the basement. There reasoning is " When located on, near, or above finished spaces " Its in the basement!!!v And then there is pretty much what every house needs is caulk, caulk, and caulk. There is so much caulk needed, we should probably just start over and rebuild the damn house. ( Please don't use caulk, its old and outdated, use silicone based products when u can, its far more superior and longer lasting. ) That felt good. Thanks, Ryan.