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Review of Alegent Health – Bergan Mercy

The Doctor's are okay, but one doctor always contr...

The Doctor's are okay, but one doctor always contracted the next doctor. While the gave my mom a new pacemaker, they made her so weak she couldn't stand.
The nurses all seem proficient and caring. They get 5 stars.
The volunteers are also outstanding, and do great work. At least I think they volunteer.
Now about the maze, this hospital was laid out by some sort of child. I nean like a 2 year old, who struggles to put legos together. It's like some sort of giant maze. They need to fire those folks responsible and sue them for damages.
Shucks today I got to pick up my sister from the procedure center. You have to drive down into some sort of dungeon to park. Then you go inside, no desk, just read the signs and go. So I walk inside and see 5 or 6 signs. I choose the center sign to start, (great guess).
The sign says go up to the 1st floor for the procedure center. So I hop in the elevator as indicated. Guess what, no 1st floor button. I can choose LL, L, >1< or >>11<<. So since the sign said 1st floor I pick >1<. Of course nothing happens because thats the sign for close the doors. Then I pick L for lobby, it takes up 1 floor to some hallyway, not a lobby. I step out of the elevator and am greeted with the maze. Lucky for me I've been here several times, and I finally find the Procedure center lobby. I think they want people to get dementia, or people with dementia to have a stroke while visiting.
Then the kind staff want me to sign release papers. F that. They got Daffy Duck and Howard Cosel. How can I trust people who have no clue about directions, to do anything correctly?