On entering the store, I experienced an ethereal s...

On entering the store, I experienced an ethereal sensation akin to an out of body experience, suddenly I comprehended completely the 3rd law of Thermodynamics and developed a cute grasp of particle physics and the concept of multiverse and string theory. I put this down to the Tubs fat balls that I was stood next to and the rum and raisin flavour fudge on aisle 6... unfortunately on leaving the store, I promptly forgot all this new found knowledge, but Thank you Home Bargains for a wonderful experience. May your biscuits never soften.