Can't ever contact anyone. Google has no customer ...

Can't ever contact anyone. Google has no customer service. This is the result when you hire a majority of your staff from west coast cities that have no idea how the rest of the country actually works. Their staff is oblivious to how anyone outside of a large metropolis can have difficulty accessing any of their psudo-online support on a slow dsl or dial up internet connection. The term "scroogle" is very accurate!