I would have maybe left another star, had my guest...

I would have maybe left another star, had my guest not received such a BS parking ticket just for parking back first in her parking spot. So embarrassing, neither of us, nor people we tell will EVER return here. I've never heard anything so ridiculous, such a CASH GRAB. Make sure you pull in head first into your parking spot or you too will get a $40 ticket, ONTOP of paying $2 an hour for your parking spot to begin with. I don't know why parking back first is such an offense, that sounds completely made up just to suck more money out of you. I paid to park there, I should be able to back in if I want, filthy weasels. You have to try your luck with the rides too, sometimes the ride you want may not be open because the teenager operating it decided to maybe just LEAVE THEIR POST! No order there. The beach is filthy with garbage, the food is crusty, $32 for 1 sheet of tickets - for mediocre rides that are 4-6 tix pp, they're practically gone before you even blink - for rides that only last 15-30 SECONDS, and the majority of people that go there are straight up trash. As if the meth clinic teamed up with the projects and then decided to take a fied trip there or something. I don't expect anything less of Keansburg though, truly an embarrassment of NJ. Won't be coming back here ever again.