Dynamis

Review of Ocean Breeze Waterpark

Had a great day with the family but wont return fo...

Had a great day with the family but wont return for quite a few reasons. First of all we paid for the VIP cabana. On the website it sounded pretty good. However the seat cushions where wet and grimy and the cabana was missing the tv remote. We asked if we could switch cabanas and even tho there were 5 next to us that stayed open all day....the answer was "sorry this is the one we have you in". Naturally I went and found some clean dry ones and switched them out myself. Also found the remote for our tv under the cushions from another cabana. Our personal server was dreadful. I found it much easier to just get my own drinks and food. Speaking of drinks, if I have to pay 10 dollars for a pina colada, can we use the right liquor at least? And yes, I seen that you only use half a shot, I'll let it slide. 75 percent of the lifeguards where rude. I'm not sure if I blame them because they seem understaffed. Bathrooms made me want to vomit. Which is hard becuase I have 20 years in the military and I've gone to the bathrooms in some sketchy places lol. Yeah the food was not good but I wasn't expecting much so whatver. Stick with the fries and boneless wings. The layout of the park is horrible. You'll figure out why if you go. Lines are confusing too. Never knew which rides needed tubes. 2 times we carried tubes up and were actually asked to bring them back down hahah. Felt stupid until we seen others doing the same. Bought breeze passes...but there were no lines anyways ahha..that is a risk ya take, that ones on me but added to the frustration. Btw, water was freezing. To close up the day, our waitress actually looked at my tip disgusted even tho she got 18 gratuity and another 20 on top of that. Not bad for a 107 tab. Especially since she was horrible. Oh and aig management reads this..
As a professional tip for her...the 3 to 5 hickies and rug burned- scabbed up knees didnt enhance the experience. I'm giving you 2 stars because my kids and I still had a great time.