Called this morning and asked if they had salted h...

Called this morning and asked if they had salted herring. After having the phone passed around until someone knew what herring was ("Salted head?" "No, herring." "Salted head?" "No, HERRING! H-E-R-R-I-N-G!" "... ....hold on.") I was finally assured it was in stock and given a price. Great, I'm on my way, I told them.
My daughter and I drove from Aurora only to be told when we got there that it was not in stock. An hour and fifteen minute round trip!
"Sorry, I should've checked before telling you it was in stock."
No, I should have known better. Supreme Lobster is a shadow of its former self and I'll never make the same mistake again - and neither should you.