If you would like to meet the World's Shittiest Ba...

If you would like to meet the World's Shittiest Bartender, come here. As you wait for a drink, she'll ignore you, flirt with guys about how she's like totally married, etc., until you get tired of it and just leave because you can't get a goddamn drink at 3 a.m. on a slow Tuesday. You're in Manhattan. Don't make the same mistake.