Tom Stam

Review of Yahoo!

Yahoo freaking SUCKS! For everything bad I could s...

Yahoo freaking SUCKS! For everything bad I could say about Google (and I am aware of the hypocrisy inherent in using Google reviews as a platform to criticize Google), at least we can grant that Google is "just good enough" at nearly everything it does. One might even be generous enough to say that Google is good enough to justify approaching (if not attaining) a virtual monopoly on Internet services. Everything Yahoo does - search engine, free web-based e-mail service, and so forth, it is second or third rate at best. Why are these clowns even still around? We might as well grant Alphabet Inc. that monopoly over the Internet they so covet.

However, if there is just one reason why I hate Yahoo so much, Yahoo! Answers is it. When asked for a prediction as to when Idiocracy will come to pass, all I need to do is proclaim that it is already here. Exhibit A: Yahoo Answers. Every single time I stumble upon YA, I get bukkaked with stupid. Yahoo Answers is one of the foremost examples of the utter retardation of modern society. It is even flawed conceptually. "How about a service where total retards could ask astoundingly stupid questions for equally retarded people to answer? What a great idea!" Every time I stumble upon Yahoo Answers I feel an overwhelming desire to vaporize all human life on this planet. I seriously wonder why all of the corporate officers and big shareholders have put off doing the honorable thing by committing seppuku. I really, really HATE Yahoo so, so much!