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Review of Professionals Armadale

What can I say about Armadale Real Estate...simply...

What can I say about Armadale Real Estate...simply superb.
Can I rate them more than 5 stars?
Im going 6.5 stars.
They rock.
They are simply the best.
Better than all the rest.
Better than everyone.
100% on every test.
They have this bird working there.
Goes by the name of Katrina, she does.
Smarter than....well....her husband for a start. Hes a good sort of a bloke, but not really blessed with the Einstein gene, if you catch my drift.
I once watched him arguing the toss about a parking ticket with a silent cop.
It wasn't even a parking ticket, only a receipt for some lawnmower blades from Bunnings.....but I digress.
Back to Katrina.
She is smart.
Counts to ten with her hands in her pockets.
Knows four of the colours in a rainbow.
Married a rich and famous rock star.
Most importantly, (and this is the rub), she can flog your joint faster than anyone else, not only in Armadale, but in all of Doubleyew Aye.
She also rents houses.
Honest.
Go see her for yourself.
Her knockout smile and sparkling blue eyes are worth the price of admission alone.
You wont regret it.