Working for Eagle was not an orgasmic life changin...

Working for Eagle was not an orgasmic life changing experience, but it was a job. I might have been late once or twice, but I called the Regional and let him know. It was that easy. When I needed help on the job, I called the Captain. Literally, that easy. I knew what I was getting into. I was gonna be a SECURITY GUARD!!! WELL DOG MY CATS. I'M ABOUT TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND BUY ME AN ISLAND. Give me a break. I patrolled one those card board over night communities making sure dumb nuts followed the rules and the rich people didn't get aggravated. I was not the White House. In the 2 years I spent with them, I had health insurance and one, $1.00 raise. I also got certified training done with them for Baton and CPR. It was free. Cake man, simply cake.