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Brycen Tara

3 years ago

Worst theme park ever. The staff is a bunch of cr...

Worst theme park ever. The staff is a bunch of cranky teenagers who don t want to be there.

The food is over priced. The restaurants are constantly running out of stuff. Just last week the Mexican restaurant across from the train station was out of grilled veggies, shredded lettuce, Guacamole, and sour cream. The ice cream shop next door was out of their most popular flavor. I want to say it was mint chocolate chip. They have three Coke freestyle stations throughout the park. All but one machine was down. The rest were broken. Not one location but one machine. These problems are consistent. Also if I was paying OoP for my food instead of the meal plan on my annual pass I would be upset. The quality is just not there. $10.95 to $12.95 for stale French fries and poorly cooked food? The salads are all iceberg lettuce. I ordered a Cobb salad and literally received two grape tomatoes in a cup. Not to mention that it was actually not a Cobb salad. No bacon and no avocado.

The general upkeep in the park is terrible. I feel like that might be the original asphalt because it is so cracked and worn. The rides are so pathetic looking. Monster Mansion just looks like it has seen better days. Every ride including the train and carousel have health warnings on them. No heart patients, nobody with back problems, etc. These rides are not dangerous. It s tough to decide what is safe to ride.

The water park at the back of six flags clears its wave pool out every hour. Staff can be heard threatening guests over the speaker if they don t get out fast enough. They claim it is for practice drills but I have never seen a water park so hourly practice drills. Just be honest they get too hot and need a break. I am just not sure why the park does not use a floater to relieve guards like other parks do. Have you tried dragging an angry toddler out of her favorite place in the world hourly?

The park itself is just poorly laid out over all. Too many steep hills for starters. A poor design can cause you to become lost and confused. Not enough places to sit in some areas.

Their annual pass and memberships options are a great deal but over all the park is not worth it. I might consider just joining the local pool next year.

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