I came here expecting to find lush, green forests ...

I came here expecting to find lush, green forests full of the marvels of nature, but what did I find instead? Trees. Trees make me very sad, so I stole a car from the car park and tried to drive it into the main site so I could run over as many trees as possible. I instead ran into a large bin, which made me even more sad. In order to vent out my frustration and grief, I left the car and screamed into the nearest person's ear. The police was called soon after and they have been trying to track me down for several days now. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.