DLXVIII

DLXVIII
Recorded by Underscribe Shipal
So it was that the grand emperor, while he sipped upon his sweet wine, began to wonder the nature of science. Wanting to know more, the glorious emperor summoned his greatest scholars to teach him the mysteries of the nature of all life. But it was not enough in the emperor's pursuit of knowledge, so the emperor ordered the scorned scholars out of his throne room.

As the Leviathan passed near the planet known as Earth, the emperor demanded the ship to stop. He soon gathered all of the inhabitants of the ship to his quarters for a grand announcement
"My great people, my friends! Today we will go to Earth and learn the ways of science from the people of the Earth. And we will indulge ourselves in their finest delicacies until our faces are fat with delight!+" At this decree, the Leviathan lurched forward to the planet Earth and touched down safely near the southern pole of the planet.

The emperor flew upon his grand ship, scouring the Earth for a man, woman or child worthy to teach the emperor of the wonders of science. And so, after 54 days of searching, the grand emperor found the McWane Science Center. The emperor was entertained for days with the contraptions the Earthlings had designed and toyed with each one for hours on end. He watched a great deal of shows in the screening room, where he cheered with great jubilation every time a new film played.

And after 3 months, the emperor had finished his studies and reboarded the Leviathan and once again called his people to his quarters. When all had arrived, the great emperor Calus spoke to the crowd.
"My people! I have finished my studies of the great advancements of science from the geniuses at the Science Center, presumably owned by the powerful being known as McWane. And in my studies I have made a decision. McWane, wherever he may be on our return to Earth, will be my champion in the arts of science!" And so the throng of Cabal cheered and a great feast was prepared in honor of the Emperor's decision.

+To my dearest Underscribe Shipal,
You did not record the Emperor's search for the Earth delicacy known as BBQ. Delete this footnote upon the reconstruction of this account.