Very cool old school resort in the middle of nowhe...

Very cool old school resort in the middle of nowhere. It was like being transported to another country or something. No fast food or grocery stores around. It's just golf. You wanna golf, go here. You want to pay $14 for a basic gin & tonic, stay here. It is very expensive, because you are trapped there. Food was pretty solid. Staff is all very nice. You pay for what you get. I would give 5 stars if my toilet didn't randomly gargle and the prices were so outrageous. You need to be a big-timer, heavy spender to crash at this pad, yo.