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Review of The Ritz-Carlton, Berlin

I had come to Berlin from Dubai on business and st...

I had come to Berlin from Dubai on business and stayed at this beautiful hotel. The staff was initially very friendly and courteous. Room was very clean and tidy. Great view from the upper suite. Price performance is ok but you pay for a certain status and service.

I ordered a couple of escort ladies and everything was very discreet and pleasant. In the middle of the night I felt the need for refreshment.

So I ordered 2 champagnes for myself and my two ladies with room service and an orange juice for the hangover. We waited two whole hours and when I could hardly bear it anymore because of thirst, I ran down to the restaurant. The concierge passed me by the stairs and we crossed. The concierge was not dressed like an ordinary concierge.

An NBA trick, nice sneaks, big chains and a swagger cap adorn his face. Without further ado, he spilled the juice all over the floor. I was out of my mind and lashed out wildly. A fight ensued and I was no match for this strong man. The orange juice overflowed everything, the hallway, the restaurant, the entrance, all the rooms, everything was full of orange juice, everything was full, so full that you bathed in the middle of the orange juice and just wanted to get out.

Everyone wondered what kind of juice is that
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