Strangely Doesburg

Review of Haggen, Inc.

Don't believe the bright, friendly, neon sign. Thi...

Don't believe the bright, friendly, neon sign. This establishment is not open for business 24 Hours a Day. As a matter of fact they stop doing business for about an hour during an arbitrary section of the night.

I'm not sure why, it's always something vague about their computers, or something like that. We live in an era where I can send the entire Star Wars Saga (even the ones that suck) via Google Drive to the other side of the planet in a matter of minutes, and yet Haggen takes an hour to "reboot a system." What is this? Jurassic Park?

So, if you really needed a toothbrush at 12:15AM on a Sunday (Saturday night folks!) you are outta luck. I would only recommend Haggen to someone I don't like very much.