I came here for the comedy open mic and they won't...

I came here for the comedy open mic and they won't give me the Wi-Fi password because I'm not "technically a customer" but in my defense they don't sell alcohol and I also have a negative account balance. Luckily one of the homies hooked me up with the password so I could write this review. The bathroom also has a strict "customers only" policy so you have to do blow right out in the open which seems irresponsible considering there are kids here. 3 stars