Serving slices of hot garbage, you're sure to find...

Serving slices of hot garbage, you're sure to find exactly the right thing to throw up on the sidewalk later. Avoid this dump like the plague.

Response to owner comment:

Start from scratch. Toss the recipes and begin anew. If people eat your pizza and leave crusts on their plates (everyone does at Ian's) it's because the foundation of your pizza (the crust) is wretched. Toppings like the sausage you use are bland and unappealing and things like noodles atop crust are pure WTF pandering to juvenile tastes. I think it'll be hard for Ian's to redeem itself while remaining Ian's.