After 15 years in the industry I have never been s...

After 15 years in the industry I have never been so underwhelmed in my life. I came to NYC to celebrate my 30th birthday and I wanted to come to "the greatest bar on earth"......well, for starters, the upstairs was closed at 11:45, my own fault, probably should've checked when the multiple levels did their own last calls....(???), my girlfriend and I sat at the bottom bar and ordered literally the most basic cocktails on earth, and some how, the completely inattentive bartenders managed to mess them up. I would assume that the greatest bartenders on earth would know that a whiskey neat means no ice...well that would be incorrect. The sliders were mediocre, something I could throw together in my own kitchen in half the time. The "speciality" cocktails were nothing more than top shelf spirits sloppily thrown together in an attempt to make them high end. The presentation was poor, the atmosphere sucked, and the staff was rude. I'll make sure and never recommend this spot to anyone...ever...

Update....I've been holding my girlfriend's hair for the last half hour and it certainly isn't from the the cocktail she drank half of (the only thing she drank all day). This place is a joke.