Too old, too late for any girlfriend to buy me a F...

Too old, too late for any girlfriend to buy me a Filson hat for Christmas, so I bought myself my first waxed-cotton famous Filson hat. And another the next Christmas !

Had a very odd conversation with CSR about first hat being way too small, labels cut out pre-receipt, and "non-returnable". Gave it to my best friend.
Oh, well.

And I want to "take it with you".
But which hat, the black or the green? Decisions, decisions.