Where to start?

Where to start?
If you reside at Santorini Camping, they will try to entice you to eat at this restaurant at a 15% discount ("I'm trying to sell you guys, it's a good name" from the type of camp. Lied. Suspiciously resembling the restaurant owner) . 15% discount does not improve the situation since it costs a lot and the quality is very bad.
The view is ok, but there are better views and the area is annoyingly troubled by a coming and going of stinking mules and overwhelming tourists.
They don't even let you read the menu, the waiters arrive in flocks, like ravenous harpies, every 14 seconds, to take the order. Perhaps they expect you to invite them to join.
Sparkling water costs 7 euros for 1/4 l. More or less the prices of Ferragni's petrol or water.
The food was fresh, in the sense of recently thawed and cooked with modern techniques, in the sense of just come out of the microwave.
The waiters are very grumpy and racist and while we were eating they made a joke about the fact that the French from the next table smelled. Even with Italians, however, they are not friendly.
While you're eating, keep giving you your receipts, if you order more, other receipts. Perhaps behind it was written "do you want to put yourself with me? Yes or no" but we will never know. In any case inappropriate.
At the time of paying we were asked for a tip. Nicely.
Proletarians of the world, let us unite and let this place fail.