How to describe Mitchells to someone who has never...

How to describe Mitchells to someone who has never been?

Well, pricey, for one. Even accessories such as belts cost at least one hundred dollars, and expect to spend more on the one you really want. Five hundred dollar turtlenecks are reasonable.

The staff is impeccable, if unsubtle. Drinks, style advice, suit measurments, and a personal rep to recommend products. A diamond showcase is front and center, and the product feels and functions in ways superior to other, less expensive clothing. Your details are saved in a company database, so even when shopping at other locations or affiliated stores you can easily access your data/measurements.

I dress as a minimalist, and their clothing suits my taste as much as it would suit a more creative dresser. If you have the dosh it's worth going.