It's on the beach... That's pretty hard to screw u...

It's on the beach... That's pretty hard to screw up :) so... Location, five stars, actual implementation by the corporation, lower than that .

Beds don't use fitted sheets, so if you move in your sleep, you're more likely to wake up on bare mattress.

Hotel bar has ridiculously priced drinks... ask before ordering, or you might be surprised by the bill.