Fishhooks Review of Tim's Rivershore Restaurant
Location is 5 stars! The seafood taste like it ca...
Location is 5 stars! The seafood taste like it came out of the Anacostia river. If you think I'm exaggerating, go ride a jet ski around the mouth of the Anacostia for a couple of hours and then go home and smell yourself. You'll smell just like pollution (should smell) and you'll never forget that smell. The last time I rode a jet ski in the Potomac near the mouth of the Anacostia was the year 2000 (17 years ago) and the last time I smelled and tasted the Anacostia was tonight at Tim's Rivershore. That was the steamed crabs and the seafood combo (whatever they call it). I ate there 6 hours ago, wanted to vomit while walking to my vehicle and the smell is still on my hands after washing them 6 times (including with vinegar) and dousing them in hand sanitizer. Although it has a fantastic view, the area (Dumfries) is as savvy as that Anacostia smell. However the french fries were 3 stars and the coleslaw 2.5 stars. In summary, the food is disgusting and if you don't believe me - then bon appetit. Oh, yea - I'm 50 years old, born and raised on the West Coast of Florida and have eaten at seafood restaurants my entire life. The difference between every other seafood place I've eaten and this one? I gaged while driving home from Tim's. For those who think this is seafood, you'll have a better dinner if you buy some frozen shrimp fish bait in a bait house on the St. Pete side of Gandy Bridge and let it sit in the August Florida heat for a week. Contrary to many other reviews, the service on a Sunday evening was outstanding.
If you want to eat this trash anyway you should at least wear gloves.
But, again - the location is 5 stars!
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