WOW -- WERE WE AT CITRON OR MCDONALDS?.

WOW -- WERE WE AT CITRON OR MCDONALDS?.

AFTER WAITING 90 MINUTES FOR OUR FOOD, THE WAITER ADMITTED THAT THEY SERVED PART OF OUR ORDER TO ANOTHER TABLE. THEY THEN PUT IN ANOTHER ORDER OF MUSCLES WHICH WAS BROUGHT SIZZLING, BUT RAW AND INEDIBLE. - EVEN A BEGINNING CHEF KNOWS THAT IF THE MUSCLES DON"T OPEN THEY ARE RAW AND CANNOT BE CONSUMED.

-THE MANAGER SAID HE WOULD NOT CHARGE FOR THE RAW FOOD (GOSH THAT WAS NICE) AND WOULD GIVE US DESERTS "ON THE HOUSE" -- BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL THE WAITER. SO WE JUST GOT OUR CHECK (AFTER SEARCHING FOR OUR WAITER AGAIN) AND LEFT.

CHARLES, THE OWNER OVERHEARD ALL OF THIS BUT COULD CARE LESS AND NEVER GOT INVOLVED BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY SITTING AT THE NEXT TABLE SMOOZING FOR 20 MINUTES WITH ONE OF HIS REGULARS.

THIS WAS OUR 3RD VISIT TO CITRON, THE FIRST 2 BEING MEDIOCRE, OTHER THAN THE BEAUTIFUL VIEW, BUT THIS IS THE LAST.....NO LOSS SINCE THIS PLACE WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS WITHIN A YEAR UNLESS THEY GET IT TOGETHER.