Wow, the staff consists of hipsters. Bearded men. ...

Wow, the staff consists of hipsters. Bearded men. Do they sell food, or artisan firewood?

Unclear how the system works... Do you pay at cashier 1 or 2? No wait, there's a waiter. Hum.

Loud music. Strange vibe. Cappuccino arrives, which tastes like espresso with foam. Pricey.

Nah. Bye.