I've never heard of a more underwhelming experienc...

I've never heard of a more underwhelming experience at the chiropractor. I spent about 10 minutes in the waiting area, 5 more with the assistant who delivered a memorized monologue with overly concerned eyebrow movements, and maybe only 3 with the actual doctor. His 'adjustments' had an air of autopilot to them. After describing my experience to others, all their reactions were the same, "That's it?!? You were jipped. No roller table? No massage? Nothing? You should be given around 30-40 minutes of attention or service in some way." Needless to say, 5280 will never have my business again. It felt like a detached, emotionless, assembly line of customers with the employees only going through the motions.