Justme Andmyself

Review of East Bank Club

This is the place to be if you want to meet the ho...

This is the place to be if you want to meet the hottest gold diggers and Chicago's finest strippers and bottle girls. If you're married and looking to trade up to a newer younger model come by and bring your tax returns and they'll tell you what you qualify for.

Be prepared and ready to strut around like a peacock for attention though. You must talk loudly about your sports cars and boats to get any attention.

The weights are okay if that's what you're looking for.