As a conosouir of over priced microwave hotdogs I ...

As a conosouir of over priced microwave hotdogs I have to say the Principality Stadium is up there with the big hitters.

The flaccidity would baffle the keenest of material physicists, the pale colour impossible to match on the dulux colour chart and the taste? Well buckle up Heston Blumenthal because you didn't come close when you blanched that welly in a sewer for 6 weeks and topped with a Domestos compote.

I travelled all the way from Roath for it and I only regretted it for a singular bowel movement.

5 stars, get in the Andrex