Where did it go?! So, I'm sitting there on my porc...

Where did it go?! So, I'm sitting there on my porcelain throne getting ready to drop a dipper with the skipper. Next thing I know it's time to lay down the law over all the little critters in my bowl, and I'm letting out a HUGE dip. It felt so great. Grade A beef torpedo plowing out the old caboose. Man, I felt so proud to have let out such a dip, so I take a a quick peek down low. What?! It's not there! It's like it just vanished into thin air and left me all alone. I wanted to frame it. Anyways, there was a little guy down there. Water was only slightly brown so I knew it was say to go fishing for it with my hands. Framed it in memory of the one that got away.