Atrocious! Appalling rooms, apathetic staff, medio...

Atrocious! Appalling rooms, apathetic staff, mediocre food and exorbitant prices to boot.
I recall below a litany of abuse encountered:
A friend had to wait four hours to check into a water logged room. Our keycards stopped working multiple times. We paid 20 bucks for some tomatoless pizza. We got bumped from ocean view rooms to a view of other apartments. There was never any water(?) at the breakfast buffet. No aircon
Furthermore, we were at this abominable place for a wedding, which they ruined by:
- Setting the wedding venue right next to the public, with no separation so screaming kids could be heard during the vows
- Letting people wander about behind the ceremony and ruining a deal of the photos
- Forcing the party to buy "real" flowers for $50 a pop,which turned out to be Styrofoam.
I'm not saying don't go here. Just saying my stay was atrocious and that seemed to be the norm.