Joel

Review of ProMaster Group - Fire Protect...

My mother in law came over the day after the pests...

My mother in law came over the day after the pests were apparently killed, she would only come over if we got the house fumigated you see, as she has intense arachnophobia, whilst sitting on the lounge enjoying a cup of tea, a dinner plate sized huntsman spider crawled up onto our lounge from behind her and sat on her shoulder, I assume he also wanted some tea. My mother in law proceeded to scream and then defecate on my nice poop free lounge.

She wont be visiting again.

Loved the effect of the false security this company has provided us, would highly recommend if you hate your family and friends and just all of mankind in general, and don't mind dry cleaning bills for previously poop free lounges.