Like the great philosopher Ron Swanson, I also enj...

Like the great philosopher Ron Swanson, I also enjoy breakfast food. The Village Inn has great breakfast food and Free Pie Wednesday. This presents a conflict for any free American. Save room for pie or fill up on bacon with other breakfast items as sides? I chose the latter. Hot bacon and other breakfast foods have a warm satisfying enjoyment that is on a timer when it leaves the kitchen. Pie? You can take it with you or come the next Wednesday and start the debate all over again. Leave room for pie or fill up on Bacon?