The Great Aussie Bush Camp was a place that remind...

The Great Aussie Bush Camp was a place that reminded of the Vietnam Countryside. The amazing tents were only compared to those found in the Vietnam War which were used by the Vietcong. The toilets are better of not being there because it was basically 1500th century London grades of sanitation inside a 21st century world were boys are more than ever worried about their dick sizes. The food reminded me of when my granddad lived in 1900th century Vietnam which was a time were beheading's were common, meat had not been invented yet and the only reason you lived was because the French had no reason to behead you, also props to the guy who drooped my double coat of cancer on my pancakes, then proceed to use his ninja skills I can only assume Bruce Lee taught him and picked them up, I think they touched every part of the counter and the floor which I assumed could only be nice and clean considering that to clean the cutlery they sprayed a water hose and that was it, soap is so overrated. This whole camp told me how much better my house is with a computer and food and a BED! Five star also activities were fun.