ukt.girl

Review of Choice Lunch

A ClownishOyster Review

This review is sincere from the heart of a ClownishOyster friend. Words from tortured friend - "i was eatin my chicken and then i saw the hair on it so i had to turn the chicken inside out but even then it was wet. after this i ate me rice but it was coocked in sewer water. i then gave my apple to my bestfriend and idol....she is my savior." As you can see the sheer torture of choicelunch in this quote i request that the rice be cooked in tap water, not sewer water. i also request that the chicken be cooked with love and clean oil.

- With Love and respect,
a clownishoyster