Overall it s a nice hotel in a nice location. The ...

Overall it s a nice hotel in a nice location. The massage was awesome, one of the best I ve ever had. But the food? Two stars off the total because of the food. Why? It is terrible. Absolutely terrible. And I ve just spent a week in a shed on a goat farm (no lie), and this food made me long for the burned chicken and near-raw potatoes I punished my family with on the open fire. I think perhaps they furloughed their chef and forgot to bring him or her back, because I m pretty sure we just ate a Sainsbury s Essentials ready meal. The menu (see photo) doesn t quite do it justice. The garlic bread was a halved poppyseed bap with garlic powder sprinkled on it, and the tomato pasta sauce I m nearly certain was squeezed out of a tube. Hope their chef comes back off furlough soon, for the safety of future guests taste buds.