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Review of Lodge of Four Seasons

oh the lodge. it was not four seasons, i went ther...

oh the lodge. it was not four seasons, i went there in in may and it was summer. the food tasted like burger, i think it was one. my cat dave said that burger was good too. the room i stayed in had furniture, i did not ask for any. i went through a door labelled"human resources" my cat dave pulled a lever that said 'main disconnect' the lights all went out and a scary ghost ate a child 5/5