There was no coffee, or indeed anything to eat or ...

There was no coffee, or indeed anything to eat or drink besides water, in the room. The bar was pretty expensive. The elevators were very broken while I was trying to check out. The only good experience I can point to is their "welcome cookies", which are frankly a sad attempt at rescuing a pretty lost cause. Admittedly, there are worse hotels in this world, but I expect better from a place like this.