I have a lot to say, but the poop-stained sheets w...

I have a lot to say, but the poop-stained sheets were the most memorable part. We booked the Romance Package through their web site. It stated that we would have a bottle of champagne and chocolate covered strawberries delivered to the room, complete with a mountain view. There was no such view, saran-wrapped berries that had been there for who knows how long, and an $8 bottle of cab instead of champagne. Before booking, I called to ask if there was still construction going on and whoever I spoke to (Veronica? Victoria?) said she didn t think there was. There was. To get to the casino from the hotel we had to walk in the rain. We thought we d use the $50 dining credit the site said we could use in any of the casino restaurants, like the web site stated we could, but the front desk woman would not let us. We were quoted a $154 rate on resort s site but were told it would be about a hundred dollars more when we arrived. We also purchased a groupon for their Amethyst Spa, which stated 30% off hotel accommodations, but she refused that too. We were feeling frustrated but trying to remain optimistic until we pulled our sheets back to find massive fecal stains from the last guest smeared all over.

We had an appointment to visit the Amethyst Spa for a couples massage. They called ten minutes before the appointment to cancel.